coworker told me he “hates all mollusks” today. and to each their own obviously but like… theres 100k species of mollusk… you really hate all of them bro? nautiluses and oysters and snails and nudibranches and chitons and thousands of animals youve never even heard of???? what did ammonites even fucking do to you
the word for brain here is cerebrum, and it’s been literally split in two
I’ve seen wordplay like this before in Latin, but with compound words that are clearly made up of separate parts
but “cere” is not a word and neither is “brum”
you could translate it something like
“he split his br apart ain with a rock”
and it’s only slightly less unreadable than that due to freer word order
needless to say something I’d expect more from a modern experimental poem than an ancient epic
Latin linguistic shitposting is amazing. Like, I can’t recall exactly, but there’s a line of poetry that says basically “Claudius lives in the mountains mountains”.
Except because Latin is inflected and word order is less important, it’s actually written like “in the (mountains) Claudius (mountains) lived”
And it still means the same thing. Except why the duplicate of mountains? Because it turns out, Claudius didn’t live in the mountains. He lived in a valley between two mountains.
They changed the word order of the sentence and duplicate a word, to do a word-order pun about where some random guy lived! It’s great, and exactly the kind of thing you can’t do in English, because we depend so much more on word order.
Seen a couple posts on the dashboard lately about writing with ADHD. So, for the ADHD and neurodivergent folks who like writing but struggle sometimes… check out StimuWrite.
You can set it to make little sounds as you type (or leave them off), and emojis pop up in the corner. You can change the background, dark and light themes, set your word goal, and it gives you a percentage and total word count at the bottom. Though it’s more meant for getting a draft written up, so it doesn’t have spell check or anything like that. You’re meant to just copy and past what you write here into Google Docs or Word or Scrivener or whatever else you use and go from there. Honestly love it when I’m struggling to get words down, though. And apparently there’s an update now for StimuWrite 2?👀
Anyways, give it a try if it looks like it may help. It’s currently name-your-own-price.
Yo I just downloaded this thing and hammered out 3000 words????? Which is more than I’ve written in years????????
Hey I’ve accidentally written 20,000 words in six days.
im changing my name purely bc i don’t like it and we just told my family like a month ago. i haven’t been home since then but today i got back and my (extremely country) uncle gives me a pat on the back and goes “so i hear you’re my nephew now. proud of you, son” and i have to very gently say i am so so happy to hear that but i am still his niece just with a cooler name. and he throws his hat down on the table and goes “no! but ive been practicing!” so now he is calling me his nephew for fun
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